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Monday, November 06, 2006

Uh....I posted this just in case Benj forgets to print this for me....
(Note: He DID forget it, good thing I brought my lib ID and blogger isn't firewalled at pisay internet :D) So, here it is!

The Netiscythe

Narrator: One day, Vozlak was assigned to find one of the stolen artifacts, the Netiscythe.

Vozlak: Hmm, a scythe that makes a shockwave every time you swing it and cannot be blocked by any shield, eh? I heard that there was once an undefeated king whether it’s a personal duel or a war campaign. I bet the Gat-Bongs, the suspected thieves, gave it to him in exchange of something. I better go to Srivijaya as soon as possible.

Narrator: And so he used his airship to travel back in time and into another dimension. Earth I on the 7th century C.E. Unfortunately, he had a bad fall because his jet pack didn’t work and got unconscious.

Vozlak: [wakes up in an old-looking house but discovers he is in the same place, near the river, but surrounded by many people in weird ancient outfits] [walks to a woman getting water from the river] Um, excuse me miss, can you tell me if something big happened recently even before I got here?

Woman: Ahh, you. What does “miss” mean? Anyway, so you are alright now. We just found you on the river. We thought you were dead because you wouldn’t wake up when we called you so we just put you in the house of one of our neighbors. Oh, Dapunta Hyang Sri Jayanegara, our king, started recruiting soldiers for his holy crusade.

Vozlak: Where can I find him? Maybe I can join him in his expedition.

Woman: Maybe you can now find him at Minnangga Tamwan, his hometown. It’s just over that hill.

Vozlak: Alright. Thank You.

Narrator: After fixing his jet pack, he went there and approached the king.

Vozlak: Your Majesty, I want to join you in your holy crusade. But may I ask what gave you your sudden confidence in adventuring and on conquering other islands?

King Hyang: Ah….soldier. It is me, who should ask you, why you want to know. But since I am in a good mood today, I’ll tell you. Some fat merchant from another country, with weird clothes like you, came to my place one day, and traded his scythe he calls Netiscythe for something I cannot tell.
Vozlak: (Thinking: Ah hah, so a Gat-bong really stole that artifact and gave it to this king. But I wonder, how I am supposed to get the Netiscythe back. I’ll just go along with the flow and follow him.)

Narrator: And so, after gathering two-hundred thousand men, King Hyang left the island and started his crusade on a huge ship.

Vozlak: What kind of kingdoms do you want to conquer your majesty? And how do you plan to win all the battles we’ll encounter sir?

King Hyang: Wow, you really are nosy aren’t you? First, we will conquer the small kingdoms that we’ll see. I can assure you that we’ll win because of this Netiscythe. I haven’t shown you soldiers its power yet, but you’ll see that we’ll win those battles fast and quick.

Vozlak: If you say so sir. But what route will we take?

King Hyang: We will go from south of Siam, through Malaya, Celebes, Borneo, to Sumatra till Java.

Vozlak: So we’ll conquer all the kingdoms there, your Majesty?

King Hyang: Yes of course. Every kingdom except one, my childhood friend Queen Sima's Kingdom.

Narrator: King Hyang and Vozlak arrived at Malaya, and they saw many soldiers going their way.

King Hyang: So they have expected us. Wait my soldiers, do not attack yet. I will use my Netiscythe to weaken the enemies’ forces. (Brings out a shiny rock which suddenly transformed to a scythe his own size.)

Vozlak: (Thinking: So that is the Netiscythe. I wonder if it really is as strong as the elders said.)

Narrator: And in one swing of his Netiscythe, a huge visible shockwave came out of it and already killed hundreds of enemy soldiers.

Vozlak: (Thinking: Wow! It is stronger than what the elders said!)

King Hyang: (Swings the Netiscythe creating many shockwaves) Surrender now and I will stop what I am doing!
Narrator: And that’s how he used the Netiscythe to conquer the small kingdoms he encounters. But our story’s not finished yet. Vozlak still has to get the Netiscythe from him. So he waited until the King returned to his own original kingdom.

Vozlak: Sir, I challenge you to a duel for the mighty Netiscythe.

King Hyang: And what makes you think I’ll accept your challenge?

Vozlak: I have your adopted son, Dharma Setu, in my custody. And if you do not accept, I will not tell you where he is. And if you order your guards to kill me, you still won’t know where he is. Besides, you already got what you wanted. Come on! Accept the duel! I’ll even allow you to use the Netiscythe in our duel!

King Hyang: Alright, I’ll accept. Let’s do it at the plains tomorrow noon.

Narrator: And so they came to the assigned time and place

King Hyang: You fiend, how dare you do this to me?

Vozlak: I’m really sorry. But my job as a retriever requires me to do so.

King Hyang: Stolen? Bah! Let’s finish this conversation using our weapons!

Narrator: But what the King didn’t know was that Vozlak has a nullifier, a device used to seal an ancient artifact’s powers. So he lost and gave the Netiscythe to Vozlak. Vozlak returned King Hyang’s adopted son to him and Vozlak returned to his own time and dimension, returning the stolen artifact back to its respective temple.

So....did you like it? Hope u did! :D

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